The Real Reason adidas Things Have Stripes
What's the deal with all the stripes on adidas stuff? We've come up with a couple of theories about it...
Wolverine does the quality control checks in the adidas factory
They're actually power bars
Turns out their trainers have a long battery life though - so no one notices them go down!
It's so they can be used as running tracks for tiny people
They're a barcode holding secret plans to adidas' ultimate weapon - THE DEATH SHOE
An armoured space shoe with enough power to destory an entire planet
It's so the eagle can't escape!!
You don't want to know what happens when the eagle escapes!
But those are just our best guesses
Who knows the real reason why adidas stuff has stripes...